What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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