if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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