is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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