the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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