The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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