that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm at about main and main street
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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