did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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