I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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