I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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