He asked to "fluff my boner.."
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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