You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Will exercising make me less horny?
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