I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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