I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
