yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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