I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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