I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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