so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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