when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Are we in a gay sports bar?
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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