i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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