We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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