cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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