Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Randomize
