Where did you get a picture of my penis
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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