good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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