I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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