I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Panties = found
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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