Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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