You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I touched a dick in church today
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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