i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
