booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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