He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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