Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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