I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
