I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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