By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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