i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
are you so shy because you have an std?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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