This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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