is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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