Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Randomize
