yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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