Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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