I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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