So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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