ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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