if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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