No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
this just has baby written all over it
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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