Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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