Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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