They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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