i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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