He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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