Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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