You're completely useless in the revolution.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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