Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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