So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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