I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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